Total Medals Earned: 32,923 (From 4,595 different games.) Total Medal Score: 713,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (245/245 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (200/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (100/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (285/285 points)
Medals Earned: 12/19 (225/355 points)
Medal for completing the game
Take a risk and start a new game!
You are ABOVE AVERAGE at this game!
It's tough as HELL to score above 500!
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Complete the game
Kills a sperm
Play the game
Survive through the first level.
Survive through the second level.
Survive for 20 seconds in survival mode.Meme brane.
Survive for 40 seconds in survival mode.
Survive through the third level.
Survive in the womb for 90 seconds and thus beating the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't say you weren't warned!
You managed to escape
Seen the yellow magician
Seen the orange magician
Seen the purple magician
Escaped the club dungeon
Escaped the diamond dungeon
Escaped the heart dungeon
Escaped the spade dungeon
Collected all the playing cards
Escaped all dungeons and got the Magician to freedom
Finish the first chapter
Finish chapter 2
Finish the third chapter
(In chapter 4) Talk to the old man one more time, before you leave forever.
Find all evil things near the Wizard
Finish the game
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Warm and savory stew.
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Cooking up a frenzy!
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
