Total Medals Earned: 32,703 (From 4,567 different games.) Total Medal Score: 712,200 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (215/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/22 (25/500 points)
just start the game
make 5 Points
make 10 points
make 15 Points
make 20 Points
make 30 Points
make 40 Points
make 50 Points
make 60 Points
make 70 Points
make 100 Points
make 125 Points
make 150 Points
make 175 Points
make 200 Points
make 225 Points
make 250 Points
make 275 Points
make 300 Points
make 350 Points
make 400 Points
make 500 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (260/260 points)
Destroy 100 meteorites
Earn 2000 gold
Eliminate 500 UFO
Shoot 5000 shots
max upgrade
Medals Earned: 9/9 (435/435 points)
Kill an eye for the first time
Collect a powerup or potion
Increase your stats at least once
Beat level one of the game
Check both help and options pages
Get hit by an eye
Take damage from a flare
Medals Earned: 6/6 (105/105 points)
BEGGINER
Are you in?
JUST A ROOKIE
SEMI-PRO
PRO
MASTER
Medals Earned: 4/6 (40/140 points)
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (260/260 points)
Use your toaster while next to Chasey and get away.
Hit Chasey with a Microbomb close enough to blast you away.
Get to the end of Snowy Summit.
Get to the end of Grass Greens.
Get caught within the first 100m.
Spend 20 seconds in the air before landing
Get to the end of Sandy Seas.
Get to the end of Ghastly Graves.
Jump over Chasey and get away.
Don't collect a crate in a chase.
Get to the end of Volcano Valley.
Reach the maximum level of any stat.
Jump over Chasey and get away three times in one run.
Collect five crates in a single chase.
Achieve 2,500ft in Forever Chase.
Get to the end of the Laboratory.
Complete any area without messing up.
Jump over Chasey and get away five times in one run.
Collect ten crates in a single chase.
Achieve 5,000ft in Forever Chase.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Correctly guess Stepford.
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.