Total Medals Earned: 32,700 (From
4,566 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 712,185 Points
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.
Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
You read the tutorial and are ready to take on the invaders